You Can Write This Shit, But You Can't Say It.

news a-splode: you gotta shoot 'em in the head!

If you were able to get all the way through my Star Wars episode, then I salute you and your commitment to nerdery. Now go forth and spread your seed. While you're doing that, you can check my newslinks for Get Back to 8-bit of 18/03/10.

Will your life be worth discussing in 3000 years time to the point that it'll warrant a constant signal to be emitted from your place of final rest? (Hint: Nope.)

http://www.personalrosettastone.com/

Instead of just vibrating, it should play the 'broken' noise from The Empire Strikes Back. (Probably NSFW)

http://gizmodo.com/5491221/form-2-sex-toy-vs-millennium-falcon

Captain EO will return in THUNDERBALL:

http://travel.latimes.com/daily-deal-blog/index.php/michael-jackson-disn-6439/

Shock art gets a free ride these days. You used to be able to make a poop-sculpture of the queen aborting her own face. Now it's just lame.

http://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1156832.html

Posted at 19:36, 19th March 2010

a parsec measures distance, not time!

How am I wasting your time on Get Back To 8-bit this week? I have news that'll send you to an early grave, info on a spaceship that can make you climax in less than 12 parsecs, I further comment on the destruction of whatever dignity Michael Jackson's career had (can't leave this alone) and tell you why art is dead and who aborted it. In addition, the playlist this week has a galaxy spanning selection of music in reference to that there Star Wars thing. It's gonna be good, so listen in or download the show @ 14:00, Thursday the 18th March on subcity.org!

Posted at 00:31, 18th March 2010

bizarrely, richard pryor might = star wars canon.

I'm avoiding any "Long Time Ago" humour here and keeping it as real as a white kid from a somewhat middle class upbringing can do. This week's Get Back To 8-bit will refrain from raising any bullshit midichlorian count when I broadcast a selection of songs about the Star Wars universe. Try not to get too bogged down by the nerdery this Thursday @ 14:00, won't you?

Posted at 00:14, 16th March 2010