Who Hoes Hos?

big ass news: you gotta shoot 'em in the head!

Merry Christmas to all my geeklings. I hope Santa codes all your asses in the script of your preferred operating systems. Thanks to Allan and Jamie again, especially Jamie for doing the exclusive song for the Christmas special. Here are the final newslinks for this year's run of Get Back To 8-bit. More nonsense in the new year!

Remember the true meaning of Christmas by displaying a torture device from the classical period proudly in your living room and freak all your neighbours out:

http://bosscreations.net/

Radioactive guard dogs from Russia are definitely super-villain worthy, but not nearly as evil as the radioactive pedophile who was in the news a few months ago:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091216/tod-wild-dogs-turn-green-from-toxic-wast-870a197.html

Thank you once again Etsy, for renewing my belief that artists and amateur crafters trying to sell their wares online need a swift kick in the head. If you give your dog one of these for Christmas, I'm calling the RSPCA:

http://www.etsy.com/shop/RearGear

Women with sticks up their ass think computers are nerdy and boys who use them are also unwashed dorks? I would have never figured that out during my ENTIRE LIFETIME OF REJECTION BY THE OPPOSITE SEX, MOFOS!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34437233/ns/technology_and_science-science/

Now as a special bonus, here is some required nerd viewing for this time of year:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8394482045230280195

Posted at 21:42, 17th December 2009

an x-mas x-clusive, not for x-men.

Season's beatings! Gather round my log and hear tale of Russian radioactive guard dogs, ultra aggressive christmassing, shaming your pets this holiday season and the most totally unsurprising turn of events since Paris Hilton's vagina began secreting Zyklon B. Also for your listening pleasure, a musical mishmash of geektastic Christmas songs with an EXCLUSIVE track by frequent 8-bit contributor, Jamie Lamarra. You won't hear it elsewhere, so tune in tomorrow, 14:00 on subcity.org!

Posted at 21:43, 16th December 2009

he sees you when you're sleeping, the pervert.

Good time's 'o' the season upon your geek laden selves! Bringing you a healthy dose of nerdery-based cheer, Get Back To 8-bit will be maintaining a playlist of Christmas songs about zombies (both human and reindeer), aliens, slavery, perverts, unknown parentage, hippos! You won't have heard these in the shops while you buy your girlfriend the highly original present of perfume. Please keep in mind I do have on offer gift cards for an hour of Gerald-love you could get her. I'm super discreet and I don't leave a mess. With that in mind, join myself, Allan and Jamie this Thursday @ 14:00 on subcity.org for satisfaction most definitely guaranteed!

Posted at 23:46, 13th December 2009