I Hear The Negative Zone Is Lovely This Season.

newsarama: you gotta shoot 'em in the head!

It felt really cold and barren in the studio like a bad uterus yesterday doing the show all by my lonesome, so thank Voltron next week I'll be packing not one, but two other bodies in my very festive pants.

Now without further blurting, here are the news links for Get Back To 8-bit from 10/12/09:

While it's still unclear just what the effcicle was happening over Norway this week (My money's on extradimensional portal to five seconds ago), I think it's safe to say that if it turns out to be something bad, some arsetard in the church will tell us to stop bumming each other because of it:

http://www.universetoday.com/2009/12/09/weird-giant-spiral-seen-in-sky-over-norway/

Next up, Schrödinger's Pop-Tart:

http://www.georgehart.com/bagel/bagel.html

It provides you with vision so clear, that you'll be able to see vomit on the streets of Glasgow in detail never thought possible before. Also, laser vision:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091203/tuk-op-lets-people-upgrade-their-eyes-to-45dbed5.html

Bitch-Slapping Droid claims that med schooler shouldn't have been dressed that way, sassin' his ass and disrespectin' his authoritah:

http://boingboing.net/2009/05/22/do-not-board-the-ele.html

Posted at 13:12, 11th December 2009

yeah, but it's no phantom zone.

On this week's Get Back To 8-bit, be sure to pack your shit together and bring a spare toothbrush because we're travelling to far and exotic lands. Enjoy a playlist of songs regarding locations while wrapping your brain case around a You Gotta Shoot 'Em In The Head style newsarama concerning Norwegian portals, mathematical bagels, robot bummers and ULTRA high-def vision. It's tomorrow at 14:00, subcity.org. Or would you kindly download later in the day?

Posted at 23:06, 9th December 2009