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news pixels: you gotta shoot 'em in the head!

Thanks for all those listening to last Thursday's Get Back To 8-bit. But if you email in again in the future, try not to sound like a Nigerian 419 scammer. The news links for 04/02/10 show are a little late this week, due to me having a legitimate social life. But now here they are:

You'll need to roll a natural 20 defense to avoid dropped-soap shower fun:

http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/game-over-inmate-cant-play-dungeons-dragons-8150

This week in boobs, just stop what you're doing:

http://www.moviefone.co.uk/2010/02/01/caligula-director-to-make-first-3d-porn-movie/

http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/millions-of-extra-sites-to-be-censorsed-as-australian-gov-bans-small-breasts-female-ejaculation/

If you can make money from this, I'm fairly certain that the CCTV of any date I've been on must be worth a fortune:

http://inventorspot.com/articles/crying_girl_dvd_helps_men_feel_strong_36913

STOP. TRYING. TO. BUILD. SKYNET:

http://www.walyou.com/blog/2010/02/02/steampunk-cheetah/

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10432608-1.html

Posted at 15:53, 7th February 2010

up up down down left right left right b a start

On this week's Get Back To 8-bit, I'm going to do exactly what it says on the tin and present to you an entire playlist of chiptune, console sound, whatever your preferred moniker might be. Going solo means more music, but don't think I'll be skipping on You Gotta Shoot 'Em In The Head, as this week your senses will be spazzed on news of jail-breaking level 50 dungeonmasters, the future of arty wank erotica and straight up wank, how robots have achieved speeds of Danny Boyle proportions and why the Japanese hate women but love your money. Tune in Thursday afternoon at 14:00, or download via 'Listen Again' at your convenience!

Posted at 20:22, 3rd February 2010