Now With 5% More 'tude.

news pÂtÉ: you gotta shoot 'em in the head!

I think that today's GBT8-bit Electro Funk session made me hungry for some top quality recreational Opal Fruits and techno drinks at a hardcore version of Bennigan's, 1985. Thanks to all of you who listened, now here is the news attack for 25/03/10!

I defy you not to look at the first link and then go to 04:42 in the second link and not think it might be related. This race of peach headed robots will destroy us all!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100323/tod-birth-boosting-hopes-of-japan-s-robo-870a197.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKaEGnxc930

I think this item should come with a disclaimer that states "Only to be bought whilst drunk, for a bet, or both".

http://www.amazon.com/Wolf-Urine-Lure-32-oz/dp/B0006IGZSM/ref=pd_rhf_shvl_7

I'm not so quick to believe this, but make up your own mind. The Subcity office still had some left over cake from our 15th birthday party which in the space of two months since the photo shoot it featured in has not aged even remotely as well as this has.

http://consumerist.com/2010/03/this-1-year-old-happy-meal-has-aged-surprisingly-well.html

Best. Headline. Ever.

http://gizmodo.com/5497788/the-typo-weve-been-waiting-for

Posted at 01:27, 26th March 2010

hip hop, be bop, tip top, ship shape, clam bake...

IT'S TIME FOR ELECTRO-SHOCK THERAPY ON GET BACK TO 8-BIT THIS WEEK! I'm kicking it fully old skool, sir. So I recommend you bring your full can of hairspray, a flat sheet of cardboard and a crew with an amusing pun as a name. in addition, I'm going to be rocking your socks with news of the ultimate turn off for sex, things in a bottle which smell bad, things that come in a bag which weirdly don't smell bad but should by now and the greatest typo we've been waiting for finally happening. It's on subcity.org on Thursday the 25th @ 14:00 so listen in whydontcha and then download it later because I'll get more traffic that way and because then you'll finally be sexy.

Posted at 22:09, 24th March 2010