Spies

spies

V: I spy with my little eye something beginning with... H

E: Hills?

V: No

E: hands? Your looking at your hands?

V: No I'm not.

E: I give up - I hate this game

V: No don't give up. Come on - it's fun. You'll get it. I'll give you a clue. It's something you would kill your mother with.

E: ...What?

V: Something beginning with H that you would use to kill your mother.

E: I think I don't want to play anymore.

V: You can get this. I know YOU can get this: I spy with my little eye something beginning with H that you would use-

E: Stop this now, this isn't funny.

V: That's what she would say, isn't it?

E: Come on now, game's over.

V: I spy

E: I want out of here

V: I spy

E: STOP! FOR CHRIST SAKE STOP! LET ME OUT!

V: I spy

E: HEDGEHOG! HEDGHOG! HEDGEHOG DAMN IT!

**********************************Extract from the play 'I spy' by Shrivel Nelson

Posted at 09:49, 2nd March 2010