Love Again

love again

So I goes up ta thus wee dolly burd and ah'm all like "Whit the funk dae ye want frim me hen?" and she's all like posh, you know, and in a wee posh voice is geein it all: "I, I don't know what it is you mean. I don't want anything. Please, just leave me alone". But suddenly she catchis mah eyes an she freezes tae the spot. Pure tundra freeze, like. An she just keeps starin at us. "What ye starin at you screggy wee nymph" I say, pure up in her face, like. An then she goes: "You are such a troubled soul, but I can see a deep beauty inside you. You only need love. I could love you, if only you'd let me". Flippin heavy like. But before I could say nuffin oor three minutes wis up and ah hid tae go tae the next table. Speed datin's a load a sight.

Posted at 13:21, 1st March 2011