Family

family

Oh families. I remember my family. Odd lot of pricks so the were. There was one day when father of my family came home from work early and heard the strange noises mother was making. He rushed upstairs to see what the cause of such commotion was. He found mother on the bed naked, sweating, and breathing heavily. "What the cuss is going on?" enquired father. "I'm having a heart attack" replied mother. Father rushed downstairs to call an ambulance so that mother could be safely taken to hospital. Before the call could go through, however, sister came through and said to father: "Uncle is hiding upstairs in your closet; he's completely naked!” Father dropped the phone, marched upstairs, opened closet and proceeded to kick the cuss out of uncle while screaming "you cussing prink! My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!”

"Happy families", my mother whispered. "Happy Families".

Posted at 13:22, 17th March 2011