The most recent episode for this show was broadcast on the 6th February 2011

Seals, dogs, pet hamsters, other humans...

Paper Mache // 1800-1900 23.01.11

how dangerous is a seal?

Is a seal the biggest threat to our nation's children? Is Obama saving the US economy by robbing Swiss banks? What is public hair? Had World War III begun? Is the legal system too complicated? Is zebra meat stripey? Are Specsavers stealing your mail?

These are questions. Paper Mache is answers.

Posted at 23:09, 23rd January 2011

playlist

Left Brain Prisoner
The Echo Session Flowers In The Dustbin
Andy Coulson: “When a spokesman needs a spokesman, it’s time to go”
The ‘Fiscal Tax Policy’
Is Zebra meat stripey?
The Beginning of the Show: Non-News
http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/dog_chases_seal_off_norfolk_coast_1_775774
Seal, dog, pet hamster, other human... in that order - things most likely to eat a child.
http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1406024_video_shopkeeper_jack_yaffe_turns_102_and_vows_never_to_retire
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/01/23/london-to-oxfordshire-letter-arrives-via-africa-115875-22867851/
Specsavers divert people’s post.
The Winter news colander - catching what we missed
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/850680-postman-delivers-mail-completely-naked-gets-arrested
“Give me the mail and get out of here”
Chief puts public hair in beagle.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/853365-chef-jailed-for-putting-pubic-hair-in-policeman-s-bagel
Two types of hair costs extra.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110111/od_afp/taiwanjusticeoffbeat_20110111170313
A funny antidote
George sues every woman he’s ever found attractive
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/853277-headteacher-sorry-after-making-pupils-think-world-war-iii-had-begun
Seals, dressed as clowns, juggling hamsters - a child’s worst nightmares
http://www.britainnews.net/story.php?rid=42267233
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-12249762
http://www.thenational.ae/news/worldwide/americas/us-is-asked-to-lift-the-ban-on-proper-haggis
Racist seahorses
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-12250535
“That would’ve been an angle in the Evil Press”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-12243657
Herpes Story Time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOBZmNVgOz0&feature=fvwk
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/2011/01/19/police-arrest-owl-for-being-drunk-on-schnapps-86908-22860662/
"We took it to a local bird expert who has treated alcoholised birds before and she has been giving it lots of water."
10:12 - Sex O’Clock
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/2011/01/22/10-12-on-a-saturday-night-is-sex-o-clock-for-british-couples-86908-22867373/
‘A spokesman for sex said...’
17% of people have most of their sex not in a bed.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2011/jan/17/starbucks-coffee-trenta-new-size
Nikky, in low state, found downloading Harry Potter
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12260983
Israel clear up the Gaza thing, and say that everything they did was legal.
George’s legal reform: Two tier legal approach. Criminals caught. Government saves millions.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12253778
Barack Obama robs banks in the US
Left Brain Prisoner
The Echo Session Flowers In The Dustbin

back to Paper Mache