Show 13: Like You're Peeling A Monkey

show 13: like you're peeling a monkey

Advent calendars are a bit of a luxury this year, eh? May as well just go buy an Animal Bar (how come they're just calling them Dairy Milks these days?) and pace yourself for 25 miserable days until you're left with nothing but a soggy wrapper and the icy reminder that your parents always bought your presents and they simply don't know you any more. Hence the shit socks and Top Gear annual. Again.

Or you could peel back the labial doors of your favourite Awkward Sons instead. We won't reward you with the moulded cocoa trinkets of a perenially exploited people, but a 60-minute brain gape should do the trick. Plus you don't even need to write to us once a year to get your frosty disappointment fix. Great, eh?

Wild Turkish psych, conversational English industrial and percussive Aussie minge abuse.

You might not get what you want, but you'll sure as fuck get what you need.

Posted at 20:14, 1st December 2011