44 Inch Waist

what’s wrong with you people?

Humans perplex me. Basically we’re shuffling sacks of neuroses, stumbling through our pitiful lives expelling bad smells, bad manners and bad taste. If you want evidence for all three of these charges just head to cineworld any night of the week. In that garish tower of steel and glass, mingling amongst the smell of rancid hotdogs and the dull drone of elevator music you’ll find even more unpleasant odors and sounds, all emanating from the average film audience, be it cackling teenagers on mobiles, horny couples getting frisky on the back row, corpulent Harry-Knowles-esque nerds with hygiene issues, nattering pensioners sucking on Worther’s Originals, and, worst of all, pretentious cinephiles pontificating on where the director went wrong…I hate those guys.

But even more infuriating than these skin-bags are the films that they cherish. Listen again to this week's show to find out which much beloved movies the shrapnel team can’t stand.

Also on this week show we discuss the Oscar tipped Up in the Air and the expletive laden 44 Inch Chest.

Go on, have a listen; you’ll only be slightly disappointed

Posted at 00:38, 19th January 2010