EXOTIC PYLON RECORDS MEETS SHIP CANAL UPTOWN.

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Shibboleth ribcage hardon the great English eccentric and his record breaking number of gnomes culturally anachronistic that he should wear cowboy boots boring boring guitar pish Jam and Spoon these men have given of their lives inside that cell tonight is there anything more fucking agonizingly long ball game than a tweed polite cunt ale geek alerted to the existence of the proletariat in a skip outside Leyton Buzzard is there fuck mate.

Heavy rinse or heavy mince? YOU DECIDE.

Tonight it is my absolute fucking pleasure to dedicate most of the show to celebrating the launch of Exotic Pylon Records.

Exotic Pylon is like some triple (four, five?) hardwired one man matrix of fucking getting off your arse and DOING something. It's the brainchild of my bro Jonny Mugwump, who has been bringing you the mighty weirdo echo chamber of heavy warp shtick that is Exotic Pylon radio on Resonance FM and Fnoob.com for proper time now.

I ripped that shit off summat' proper for this show, that's for sure.

Jonny is also the brains and balls behind the monthly EP nights at The Vortex in London, bringing you the likes of SHACKLETON, MORDANT MUSIC, EKOPLEKZ, NEIL LANDSTRUMM, ANDY STOTT, ENSEMBLE ECONOMIQUE and a bacon butty load more live interceptions... I'm told that the lad eats occasionally, although how he has time amid all that finger in pie shit I will never know.

But he does, and the world is a better place for it innit.

So tonight I'm gonna play you some forthcoming tracks from the label, including absolute pencil sharpeners from The Lord and Infinite Livez before indulging in the on air equivalent of one of those soul crushingly artificial porno's in which some dead behind the eyes seasoned vet of the game flicks one out in some shabbily converted suburban garage until the most artifical of orgasms... I'm gonna play you my set from last months Exotic Pylon Live at The Vortex.

*FULL LINKS AND DETAILS TO ALL EXOTIC PYLON INFO WILL BE UPPED AFTER THE BROADCAST (I'VE HAD A LONG DAY YOU GET ME?)*

Posted at 22:45, 29th September 2011