TAPS AFF, ORBS OUT, EDMONDS GONNA BLOW!

noel edmonds vs orbital vs the orb(s) in the mix

WORST CHIPS EVER PRESENTS THE FIRST ANNUAL NOEL EDMONDS HEAVY COSMIC ORDERING JAM SESSION.

(This shit is gonna be MASSIVE in the untapped celestial lifestream)

Noel Edmonds believes that the souls of his dead parents follow him everywhere in the form of two orbs, he has revealed.

The TV presenter claims they are a constant presence by his side and often sit on his shoulders as bouncing balls of light.

The 59-year-old is a follower of the New Age theory of Cosmic Ordering, which involves writing a wish-list and asking the planets to carry it out.

TV presenter Noel Edmonds revealed in a television interview that his deceased parents are 'little bundles of energy about the size of melons' that follow him

Edmonds said: 'Orbs are little bundles of positive energy and they

think they can move between 500 and 1,000 miles per hour.

'They look like little round planets but they come in all shapes and sizes. Conventional photography can't pick them up but digital cameras can.

'My belief is that these are something to do with some form of positive energy I like to think they are my parents.

'I've got loads of photographs of me at home with two orbs that visit me.

'The two that I have are about the size of melons. One sits on my arm and the other is usually in the back of the shot, sitting just over my right shoulder.'

Edmonds's girlfriend Liz Davies, 37, introduced him to Cosmic Ordering after they met two years ago when she worked as a make-up artist on his Channel 4 series Deal or No Deal.

Edmonds's 18-year marriage to second wife Helen Soby - mother of his four daughters - had ended three years earlier.

He claimed he was not an ' evangelist' for his orb theory but admitted: 'I don't pour scorn on any idea either. It's the same with the Cosmic Ordering.

'I've got a few nice little orders in at the moment. I've got one in for a friend who would like to meet the man of her dreams. And another for a couple who had some difficult financial issues recently. I'm confident they will come true.'

Posted at 01:15, 25th February 2011