A BLOODY QUEER BUKKAKE FOOTBALL MESS.

voodoo discombobulation drums/tangled mains+fiber

MESSI NEVER DIVES. MESSI NEVER DIVES. MESSI NEVER DIVES. STARDUST IN THEM THERE BOOTS.

Sooo... it's like this. Ever had a dream about Andres Iniesta covered in blood after a particularly nasty clash of heads with recently retired Espanyol legend Ivan De La Pena? Statistically, you probably have. Just variables and that innit. Freduian variables mate. So yeah, I had a dream like that, but it turns out I must be into violent blood caked gay bukkake, coz at the end of the dream Iniesta popped one out all over De La Pena's face... eeeehhhh??? Woke up from that one pretty sharpish, I can tell you.

So all week I reckon I'm probably gay. Which is totally cool. I never liked straig.................................................................................................................................................................................

.............................................. nah, what? Thought I'd lost all them files in the great external hard drive says no comedown of 2010! Serious! There they all are again, all them reissues from 2010 that I had a serious thing for way back last year (remember them days? WHEN PILLS WERE PILLS. WHEN IT WAS A FIVER TO GET INTO ANY CLUB. WHEN WIMPY WAS KING OF THE FUCKING HIGH STREET)... so what better way to prove my total hetero-supremacist street cred than by polishing off this bottle of rose and heading up to the studio to attempt to meld together all that fractured once forgotten synthwave numbers with those wacked out vanguard House pummelers... the two most stridently MACHO genres of them all. Just so you are DEFINITLEY sure that I'm not gonna try and join your military and leave my safety catch off while I eye up Private Wilsons sweet sweet ass, I'm gonna drop some new stuff by Pascal Nichols (Part Wild Horses Mane On Both Sides) and that wild industrio-horror tech thing what Regis did under his own name with that other bloke once.

AND FOR THE SECOND HALF OF THE SHOW? It's only fucking Vickie Charmicarmicat (polymath and that... artist, bringer of pain in DIVORCE, booty mangling WAVEY GRAVES cat) with her insanely handy "Tangled Mains and Fiber" mix... THIS is how you put together a mix, y'all are gonna whisper into your cats ear. Put it this way: She starts off with Delia Derbyshire. She ends up at Ultra Eczema's doorstep, all ragged and bleary, like Behan out of a Belshill bush. That good.

"TANGLED MAINS AND FIBER" Mixed by Vickie Charmicarmicat:

1. Delia Derbyshire - blue veils and golden sands // BBC 2. Bad Boy - shooty // animal fact

3. Doggs - centipede stationary // animal fact

4. Wolf Eyes - ancient delay // subpop

5. Doggs - tongue hole // animal fact

6. Unicorn Hard-on - gold pony // self released

7. The Minty - slipstream 2 channel 9 // animal fact

8. Guam River - map3 // ultra eszcema

9. Unicorn Hard-on - in the fix of the fox // [tanzprocesz]

10. Can't - the sun the sky the world // ultra eszcema

11. Black Vomit - constdecnt // rusty axe

12. Can't - butterfly collector // ultra eszcema

http://www.subcity.org/shows/charmicarmicat/ http://www.subcity.org/shows/wavygraves/

http://divorcetheband.blogspot.com/

Posted at 22:52, 2nd June 2011