"Please play at a low volume. chOOnage for spOOnage is designed to interface with your world. These recordings incorporate discrete cradling capabilities, so remove the jogging pants of your partner, hop in the shower together, and mount on the base of the bath like two rutting sea lions - remember to balance the water pressure of your system to 4.5 (less power-shower and more golden mesh of dream-drizzle). For the optimum listening situation, pop a wet sponge or a hot luffa in-betwixt you and move as one entity, allowing the soapy buffer to channel the cosmic chOOnage and at the same time cleanse a dirty botty/genitals depending on who is the mount-er and indeed the mount-ee (*please note, I am in no way referring here to the Canadian Mounted Police who mount moose and would never do so in a shower - for one, it would be a violation of animal rights - secondly, it would break all manner of health and safety regulations and finally, it's just not practical in your common or garden power showering or leisure facility). Post shower, towel-down, generously talc and chOOn!!"
P.S. Catch up on some guest appearances from mr. chOOn!! over the last wee while....
on Melbourne's Sanpo Disco via London's NTS Radio
on Dublin Digital Radio
for Blowing Up The Workshop
P.P.S. My next special guest-mix appearance will be arriving shortly - It's an exciting one so stay chOOned!11:00 - 13:00